Welcome one and all to Miki's Fabulous Loser Kingdom where Miki rules the throne.
Upon entering this web page you have become one of my pseudo-friends, and a pseudo-subject to the pseudo-queen.


Why would anyone care to visit a web page about a complete stranger? Why did you come here? I only made this page to see how many visitors I'd get. I appreciate your visit.










Here is a picture of the classic Pooh bear, one of four in my prized collection. Pooh is one of the few things in this world that can bring me instant happiness.


today was among the worst days of my life. but you know, i'm graduating and israel and college await me so i'm thinking things won't be so bad for very long. Why are you still on this page? there's nothing here for you.







Above is the classic Piglet doll. Though my theory is that Piglet is a homosexual pig, I thought it only fair to include him in my page. I'm very much pro-gay. Below is a picture of Eeyore, my very favorite pooh character. He is always depressed and content to be that way. My hero.


Go away.







Favourite links

Tyrone's Tales From The Depressed Zone
A fabulous site if you're into wallowing in self-pity. Reading about Tyrone's unfortunate life will surely make you feel better about yourself.


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This is Mitchell's e-mail address. He would love to get mail from you - no matter who you are. For the love of God please write to him and make him feel loved.

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